We went over to Keystone yesterday for a few hours. Here are some Averyisms from our shopping adventure….
I tried a shirt on her in the corner of a childrens' store because there was someone else in the dressing room… after I took the new shirt off and was getting ready to put her shirt back on she took off sprinting…(at the top of her lungs) “Mommy! I’m a NAKED BABY!”
Also at the same store when I asked her to stay by the stroller while I paid for our items. “Mommy are you going to SPANK me??” (insert horrified look on the cashier’s face)
Conversation with another cashier:
Cashier: “Awww… your sister is asleep in the stroller.”
Avery: “Yep. Her had a long day. Her’s having a rest.”
Conversation with the Gap Kids worker:
Avery: “Hey look man! My mom’s buying me this hat. It’s for my boat trip. It’s a boat hat! You want to come on my boat trip?” (man just smiles and nods probably thinking she’s nuts)
When we stopped to get lunch…
Cashier: (to Avery) “What would you like?”
Avery: “My mom brought me cucumbers in my diaper bag. They are tasty and delicious.”
To a woman holding the door to the bathroom open for us:
Avery: “Thank you so much! You’re such a good helper!”
While pushing the elevator button
Avery: “When Hayden gets big I’ll have to share pushing the elevator button. I won’t like that.”
And… that was our day.
4 comments:
Awesome...that's all I can say. I love the Avery-isms!
Fabulous. What a funny kid.
Hope she has fun in the pool tomorrow and isn't "all talk." Aunt B.
I also love the Avery-isms. Thanks for posting. She makes me laugh.
And YES, she will have to share pushing the elevator button and it will NOT be fun. We are at the height of that right now. :-/
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